Unfulfilled dream

Right from my childhood, i have always wanted to become a dancer. It was in the mid 90s that I felt this sudden urge to become a dancer. Who is the reason for this urge? It is Mr.Prabhudeva. A crazy fan of the "Chikku-bukku raile" song I am. Then came Kaadhalan, and I go mad whenever I listen to the "Petarap" song. It took me a day to memorize the song, and the song has some kick-ass lyrics, the lyricist is none other the director Shankar himself. Ofcourse, special thanks to AR Rahman, the music director. But the urge to dance was not severe at that time. Very recently, Vijay TV started a program, as you all know, "Ungalil yaar aduththa Prabhudeva". I wish I could dance atleast half as good as those contestants. I wish, I wish...

Now, coming to reality, I can't even dance for peanuts. I mean, in a dance competiton finals between Sam Anderson and me, Andy would get "minus 76 out off 10", where as I would get "-126 out off 10" . No offense to Sam Anderson fans, please don't burn my house for this. One fine afternoon when I was watching this programme, I suddenly started to dance like mad and my mum was staring at me, absolutely shocked. When I finished, i raised my collar and asked her "eppdi en dance?" , she replied "Sahikkala". That was a slap in my face. Believe me, My dance was not that bad. Poraamai, enge naa periya dancer aaiduvenonu, that's all. 

All you folks out there, one fine day, you will be seeing me on tv, as a contestant in "Ungalil yaar adutha prabhudeva-part 29". No prizes for guessing who the winner would be. Until then, see you.